Today I watched a zombie fight a shark…and now I know that there is nothing cooler than a zombie fighting a shark.
The movie, Zombie (aka: Zombie 2), stars Mia Farrow’s (identical?) sister Tisa. It has PLENTY of boobies, a jagged sharp BOARD to the EYE, hundreds of head wounds, and A SHARK V. ZOMBIE SMACKDOWN!!!
I’m sorry. There is nothing intelligent to say in a situation like this.
If only it would have been a fight with this fucker right here: