Category Archives: Top Five Lists
My Life in Film: Part 3
Ah, the teenage years. I owned a t-shirt that read “I am the Evil Twin,” wore pants with multiple zippers that zipped open nothing, and searched for ghosts in newly built homes. Why there would be ghosts in homes that … Continue reading
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My Life in Film: Part 2
Continuing down the autobiographical highway, here is a top five of my favorite movies when I was about 7-12 years old. An important time for me. We had just moved to Utah, I was starting more frequent trips to the … Continue reading
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My Life in Film
I’ve been trying to put together a list of my 100 favorite films. In some ways it’s pretty easy because I have strong opinions about most of the movies I watch, but in most ways it’s really hard because I … Continue reading
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Top 5 Unsung Female Performances of 2009
Putting together an unsung female performance list was hard for me. I haven’t seen that many films this year with female performances that stick out at all. I haven’t seen Nine, Brothers, Cheri, Bright Star, or Broken Embraces, which pretty … Continue reading
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Top 5 Unsung Male Performances of 2009
I’ve been seeing a lot of lists flying around the internet lately (because that’s how I picture the internet. It’s kind of like outer space, but very cluttered). The Oscars are coming up and people are as outraged as ever … Continue reading
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Top 5 Cinematic Moms
My mom recently found my personal blog. She isn’t a fan of my “potty mouth.” So just in case she wants to take some pot shots at Dear Jesus, here is a list of some of my favorite movie moms! … Continue reading
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She’s Right; White Males Probably Aren’t as Great As Everyone Always Says
In honor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor being approved for the supreme court, I give you my top five favorite courtroom films: 5. A Few Good Men – Demi Who? Jack Who? That one ugly guy Who? This star-studded cast (also … Continue reading
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Giving In
Brian, Scott, and I have decided that morals are for suckers. We’re giving into bad taste/immorality/boredom and are going to suffer through some movies that we have previously claimed we never want to see. While we might have been placing … Continue reading
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YOU did this to ME!!!
Supposedly birth is a beautiful thing. I think that’s horseshit. I’ll go ahead and consent that a baby can sometimes be a beautiful thing (this is not one of those times.) But the actual birthing process? No way. I have … Continue reading
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Show Us Your Pee-Pee!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall has sparked recent debates about full frontal male nudity in film. Why haven’t we seen more of it? Should we ever see it? Why does it have to be Jason Segel’s penis, isn’t Paul Rudd in that … Continue reading
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