She’s Right; White Males Probably Aren’t as Great As Everyone Always Says

In honor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor being approved for the supreme court, I give you my top five favorite courtroom films:
5. A Few Good Men – Demi Who? Jack Who? That one ugly guy Who? This star-studded cast (also including Noah Wyle, Christopher Guest, Keifer Sutherland, and Kevin Bacon) would mean nothing to me if [...]

Giving In

Brian, Scott, and I have decided that morals are for suckers. We’re giving into bad taste/immorality/boredom and are going to suffer through some movies that we have previously claimed we never want to see. While we might have been placing ourselves on the moral high ground at some point or other, we have finally decided [...]

YOU did this to ME!!!

Supposedly birth is a beautiful thing. I think that’s horseshit. I’ll go ahead and consent that a baby can sometimes be a beautiful thing (this is not one of those times.) But the actual birthing process? No way. I have been quoted as comparing childbirth to a process “just like menstruation with a big chunk [...]

Show Us Your Pee-Pee!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall has sparked recent debates about full frontal male nudity in film. Why haven’t we seen more of it? Should we ever see it? Why does it have to be Jason Segel’s penis, isn’t Paul Rudd in that movie??

As for myself, I am a huge proponent of full frontal male shots. I am [...]