we went on our trip early and we went by boat

nightmare on elm street 4 is the most anti-abortion (or, if you prefer, pro-life) movie i have ever seen.
this is the movie, as far as i can remember: so this high school girl gets pregnant and then freddy starts appearing in her dreams and starts killing all her friends and then freddy starts appearing in [...]

The Saddest Music in the World

I’m so wary of Guy Maddin. I think it was because I never heard his name until I got to grad school (probably my fault) and so I immediately associated his films with snobbery. However, after I saw his short Sissy Boy Slap Party at a student screening I started to get excited about Maddin.

Not excited enough to worship [...]

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When the biggest X-files fan is bored with the biggest X-files star’s sex addiction, I think there might be something wrong with her.
 
In 1997 when these rumors were running rampant I was on every fansite I could find, seeking out information (and pictures) and then immediately taking that info to the X-Files AOL chat room…maybe [...]

Hey, Want Some Gum???

Here is some self-promotion/promotion of sites I like:
I did a podcast with Rob over at Natsukashi about Ernest Scared Stupid. Even if you don’t want to listen to my booger voice (coming from my boogerlips?) you should check out his blog. He interviews guest bloggers about their childhood experiences with movies and then talks about what [...]

Move it on Down the Road

I have successfully made the move from San Francisco to Salt Lake City, Utah. While I’m familiar with Salt Lake (having grown up in Utah), I’m still missing the accessibility and strangeness of SF. Hells Angels bums, bearded ladies, and drag queens are hard to come by here. So I’ve compiled a list of films [...]