this jacket represents my individuality and my belief in personal choice

where were you last night?  i think you had the best opportunity to prove yourself to me. as you know, during the jazz game i became obsessed with the idea of my thoughts — specifically my telekinesis to okur — influencing the actions of the game.  realizing that i probably didn’t have [...]

I Watched Babe: Pig in the City Today

Let’s face it, God. I haven’t been thinking about you much lately. It hasn’t been a very conscious decision…mostly my religious obsession turned into a baseball obsession. Sorry. The organization is as full of hypocrisy, corruption, and racism as your supposed organizations, but it’s a bit more exciting a lot of the time. Which is [...]

not even the wicked can escape god’s love

remember how part of my last prayer disappeared? did you have anything to do with it?
here’s why i don’t think you had anything to do with it:
1. i tried to post a couple awesome pictures with my previous blog. one was of a drawing of the rapture complete with biblical explanations and the other [...]

listen to me child, i am what i am

i’ve been kind of down on ancient religious texts lately. i think it’s a language problem. that king james translation is a mess; it’s worse than trying to understand shakespeare. plus it’s not like they created this translation in a context free vacuum. and i don’t trust modern translations. they [...]

Creativity is Close to Godliness

This is what I did during conference:

And this:

So…it was a pretty successful day. Really, God, can’t you spice things up a bit? Conference reminded me of the blind guy at the baseball game last night: “Strike him out!!! LET’S GO!” and “Get a HIT!” In other words, really obvious, benign advice. Every year I watch, [...]